I got an $11 pedicure today (my feet were so dry and janky that the sweet Thai lady murmured disapprovingly to herself when she felt my heels). G sat with me, enjoying the atmosphere and feeling chatty. She loves girl time. Anyway she informed me of the following:
"Mom, I smell some chemicals. Do you smell them? They're making my eyes water a little bit. One of my eyes waters more than the other because it's more emotional."
Hahahahahahaha.
This has given me a lot of 'material' for my standup act. Keep it coming.
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